~~ An acceptance of defeat and an apology to the members ‘only’ for the disruption ~~

(Note this is not a private or personal note and may be distributed freely to whomever it may concern)

~to the staff of deviant art and joey~

Hi Joe or Super Turbo Mecca Battle Admin as you like to be commonly known. (Zeruch) Gallery Director

How’s things my friend, I just thought I’d drop you a quick line to make sure you’re not too upset with me, you know, for trying to defend my innocence in the theft allegations your site has complicity made against me. I apologize for all the posts trying to prove my innocence. How foolish I have been to imagine that I could possibly take on, single- handed, such a huge successful, fine upstanding website such as yours (deviant art). Therefore, after sleeping on it for an evening, I have decided to part from deviant art without another single word about how I have been unjustly treat by your company. If your website wish to portray me to everybody who visits my homepage here, as a thief, well then I’ll just have to accept it - after all who is anybody, to think they’re above a website ranked in the top 500 sites on the web. Your Site has become so big; I'm not surprised it has become a law unto itself. Anybody who’s got even the slightest little bit brain damage is going to ignore the fact the boy who made the original accusations even said he was mistaken, so your lucky there.

All your young friends who aspire to such great heights as your position holds - ADMINISTRATOR. So you may tell your friends and staff that "you" have beaten Emanet Kaos into submission, and because of your own intellectual superiority, You have decided that you’ll ban everybody who you even suspect of thinking I was innocent, until you reach the point where nobody will be left to say " Hey, Emanet’s not a thief,… that stuff on his home page is wrong, I know because I saw the apology from the dude who wrote it!”

Wow to think 5 years ago DA didn't even exist and now it’s so big it can actually bend truth and change its own history to fit whatever past it chooses, is a pretty successful deal man...I know nations that operate exactly like that as funny as it seems. Anyway pressing on, contrary to popular belief, I am pleasant and an honest and fair man, I know when I’m beat. My father was a good man, he used to say, “One day little Kaos, you’ll come up against things in your life where you feel you just can’t win, times like these son are nothing more than character building, remember there are times to turn around and walk away and except defeat graciously." I think that time is now, no hard feelings ok. Don't worry, if anybody ever asks me in a few years to come about my time at deviant art (when my name "EMANET KAOS" is bigger than deviant as a whole) I will say what I’ve always thought since I joined the site, “Deviant Art was, without doubt, one of the best websites I had ever been a member of, my time there was a happy time, and I found some fantastic sincere friends there.” I give you the staff my word, this little hiccup is already behind me, I only spent a few days tearing my hair out with frustration. But as a whole...I loved Deviant Art.

I accept this is not a personal issue on the part of deviant art; the company must stick to its original support of the member who accused me, simply because...humm, I’m not sure, so I will not even try to guess… I'm not a businessman; I'm an artist, nothing more than a living breathing creative genius. (My young daughter’s words upon hearing/reading her daddy was a common thief) Please thank all the staff on my behalf for all the "special" attention they have shown me during the last week.

My best wishes for the future
Emanet Kaos

PS: On a friendlier note…this might sound like a strange question but bear with me ok battle bot admin. I have to ask you a question my curiosity is killing me. Are you an alternative male model as well as an admin, by any chance Joe? I ask only because it would not surprise me in the slightest, you’re a fine handsome young man. *smiles*
Yesterday when I sent you a copy of your photograph, my wife walked past the computer whilst your mug shot was on my screen, she laughed and slapped the back of my head saying. "Hey Kaos, you dirty man, you’re not turning gay on me are you?" I looked at her puzzled and replied "Huh? What the?” She pointed to my screen, to your picture in fact and said with a chuckle, “That looks very ‘similar’ to ‘hairy bear Thomas’"(hairy bear being the common term for outwardly carefree homosexual manly men's men.). To which I answered in astonishment. “Where? Where?” Then she said, “You'll have to wait a moment, I’ve got washing and house work to do”. With that she spun on her heels smartly, announcing boldly "HB Thomas is the pump up king!” “Is he really?” I said quite amused, with that, a cute feminine giggle disappeared down the stairs. As you can imagine with my artistic mind, my imagination ran riot...and every time I tried to respond in my defence to the allegations on your website, my mind kept skipping back to old ‘HB Thomas’, the pump up king.

To be honest I think it affected my usual sharp minds ability to sort problems out such as direct attacks on my character ‘n’ stuff, but we’ll drop the ‘thief’ stuff ok, I'm sure you’re as tired of hearing about it as I am thinking about it.. After about half an hour, my beautiful wife who, by chance is also a clinical psychologist, returned and sat at her computer, which is directly along side my system. And, as the afternoon winter sunshine danced across her pretty face, it seemed to radiate everything I love about her, except her eyes which were a little puffy and swollen from crying over something not important, but it still spoilt her pretty face, in my personal opinion. Anyways, she booted up her slick system (which I built personally for her), and guided her browser to the most ridiculous dam website I’ve ‘ever’ seen; it went by the name ‘tiger pumpers’ or something. After falling off my chair quite a few times reading the descriptive terms these men used for there engrossed pumped up genitals. Oops I think I better explain.

I’ll paint a picture in words for you, so you have a better idea of the content of this rather unusual website. It appears there is a trend which some men follow, and the ‘trend’, as strange as this may sound, involves placing ones genitals in a large glass jar. The jar has a length of rubber pipe (usually orange in colour, though I could not ascertain exactly why orange pipe is preferred) on the end of the pipe is a convenient hand pump. It appears as that the crux of the pump-up pastime, is to swell ones schlong or melon stalk, (their words not mine lol) to an un-natural girth. I don't think it does anything for length, but length is not what these boys are after. It seems once they have managed to swell the penis and ball bag to the size of a household biscuit barrel, the pumped gent can offer this pumped member to his partner (which also must be a man for this reason) in order that the un-pumped member belonging to the non-pumper can then have sex, not in the front bum like you do with the common female type, but have sex down the swollen member of the pumpee. Apparently the common term in such circles for this clever imaginative manoeuvre is ‘DOCKING’ For obvious, visual reasons!

Man, I creased up laughing at these twisted but dam humorous guys. Anyways after a while my wife found the fellow on the site called ‘HB Thomas’, and said, “There...that looks pretty ‘similar’ to battle bot Joe from DA.” I looked closer...then a little closer and a little closer. Hummm I thought that looks like a photomanip, I saved the picture to my desktop and opened Photoshop, and I used all my Photoshop skills, (which I have an abundance of) to push and pull and squeeze and test and magnify this picture. Finally, I looked at my wife. “Well?” She said inquisitively. To which I replied "Nope this is not the same man. I can assure you this photo is not Joe at all.” Whilst comparing it side by side with your actual photograph displayed on you home page. But as this kinda stuff exists, it would not have surprised me if somebody would actually do something as horrible and malicious as that. I mean, if indeed somebody ever did do that, the victim would have no defence to fall back on. I mean a photo isn’t like text, the stupid people in the world still believe a photo never lies and would never in a billion years presume otherwise, even if it was the pope’s photo, “Yo
I don’t need a heavy basket, I’m a priest, and my pink bishop is as useless as a chocolate fire guard. It ain’t me man, bless you my son ‘n’ stuff!” All he would get in response from these people is a raised eyebrow, and possibly a verbal “yeeeeeah riiiiiiiiiight maaan”. Although I can ‘absolutely 100% guarantee anybody who reads this, that it is ‘not’ Super Turbo Mecca Battle Admin User Hostile Zeruch Gallery Director of deviant art’.

Although now I see how and why you, Joe, were the one who finally made me reconsider clearing my name here, and your administrative skills in interacting with subscribed members made me see sense, and walk away, and except the fact that, if anybody doesn’t know me and they happen upon my homepage here, that their first impression once they have read my home page is that I am a common thief. More bearable is you must have more balls than an elephant posting a photograph of your face on your homepage (Especially on a site such as yours, deviant art, where there are a multitude of extraordinarily skilled artists.) when as an admin, its part of your duties to upset people by enforcing bans etc on them and every now and then getting things wrong. Who knows where such a photograph could turn up? That’s why you’re an admin Joe, and I’m not. You’re more academically skilled to deal with these things.

Anyways have a nice day Joe the DA battle bot Admin, I shall never return to deviant art from this day forth. I think I shall return to the shadows to hide from my public shaming and spend sometime nursing my broken heart for awhile.

Peace Emanet Kaos.
Have a wonderful Christmas all at DA ...Friends and enemies alike and remember kids ‘Tis the season to be jolly.
Hey Joe, get a Santa hat on; you’re the perfect shape to fit into Santa’s big red suit. Lol

(Note this is not a private or personal note and may be distributed freely to whom ever it may concern)